Welcome to my eco-friendly merch store.
Infidelity & Domestic Abuse affect so many of us.
My hope is that my merch raises awareness, creates community, and brings a smile.
We need to remember to laugh, no matter how shit life can feel at times.
Having Support and a Sense of Humour will help to empower you again.
F-Bomb Range
Empowerment Range
The F.I.T. Range
(Fucking Irritable Today)
You know those days when you wake up, and everyone is on your last nerve?
Pre-menstrual? Menopausal? Tired as fuck Mother?
It's the kind of mood that not even ten cups of coffee, or a bottle of wine can fix.
You just want everyone to leave you the fuck alone.
Well if the cap fits, wear it!
And may it be a warning to others to leave you the fuck alone.
The F.I.N.E. Range
(Fucked Up, Insecure, Needy, Emotional)
I fucking hate it when someone tells me they're FINE. What does that even mean?
Is that: "I'm GOOD?" "I'm OKAY?" "I'm BORED?"
"I'm hanging in there by a THREAD?" "I don't feel like TALKING to you?"
So next time someone tells you they're FINE, flash them your shirt, smile wickedly, and walk away.
Oh and next time you wake up just feeling FINE, grab this shirt and may it be a reminder to you that it's going to be one of those Fucked up, Insecure, Needy, and Emotional kind of days.
The F.O.C.U.S. Range
(Fuck Off Cos Ur Stupid)
This is one of my favourites in the collection.
From a distance, everyone will think you are saying you are concentrating and you need to FOCUS. Whether it's your lecturer, your boss, your colleagues on zoom, your friends at a party, or your nosey neighbour, they will be intrigued.
And should they dare to venture closer and try to read the small print?
Well they will certainly get the message!
The F.U.S.E. Range
(Fucking Useless Stupid Ego)
This gem is awesome as a people deflector.
You know that arrogant person who insists on buying you a drink when you have said no?
Or that blind date you wish would just shut the fuck up and talk about something other than themself?
You sit there, bored shitless. You need an escape? Simply put your "Remove Your F.U.S.E." cap on.
Point to the words and lean in a little closer.
Once the fine print is seen, the conversation will be over. You're welcome!
The UNBREAKABLE Range
No matter what life throws at us, we are done hiding, done shrinking, and ready to rise!
For All The Courageous Women.
For those who have been through the worst, and yet still Stand Strong.
Don't allow anyone to break you. It's time to take back your power.
Let this UNBREAKABLE range remind you just who the fuck you are.
YOU ARE UNBREAKABLE!
The F.L.Y. Range
(Fucking Love Yourself)
We all need a cheerleader in life.
So when you're in the mood for putting a smile on a few faces, wear your F.L.Y. cap, and watch the smiles light up around you, as others are reminded to love themselves too.
Try it. You will chuckle at people's responses, and make your own day a great one too.
The HUSH Range
HUSH - Where silence breaks and power rises
In a world where women’s voices are too often hushed, we are bringing the unspoken to centre stage.
HUSH is a bold, global movement that is tearing down the walls of shame, secrecy, and stigma.
For too long we have been forced to hide our secrets.
We will no longer be quiet.